So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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