You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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