I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
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I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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