so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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