these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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