woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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