i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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