Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
