All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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