last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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