i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
