Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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