HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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