Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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