I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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