marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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