I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
operation harelip BJ is a go
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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