Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i love accidental penises.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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