don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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