Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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