You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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