i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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