I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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