u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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