think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Dignity is for republicans.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
