I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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