I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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