the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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