would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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