its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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