God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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