they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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