some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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