I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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