Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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