you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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