This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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