At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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