It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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