I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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