But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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