Apparently you make a good broom.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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