HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I think my moral compass just broke
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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