dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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