goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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