Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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