the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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