so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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