I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
high people should be assigned attendants
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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