I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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