Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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