I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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