my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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