another moral hangover. fuck.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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