Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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