hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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