Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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